Thursday, January 03, 2008
Tag. I'm it.
| Okay, I've been tagged a zillion times and I have probably NEVER gone through with doing what I'm told to. Mainly because I'm stubborn and have issues. So here's the deal. Coleen asked me to do this before Christmas and I'm just now reading the email. Let us count the ways on how badly I suck as a friend. The Rules: **************************** JULY Fun to be with. (Only if you like people with Adult onset A.D.D. that will never remember your name or what you told them. I'll ask the same things numerous times and it will slowly come back to me as you RETELL the story. And, I'll probably tell you the same story two or three times because I can't remember who the Hell I told it to in the first place. Yay. Fun. Me! I'm like Groundhog's Day all mixed into a few minutes!) Secretive. (I am actually bordering the TMI "too much information" realm.) Difficult to fathom and to be understood. (My husband would have his own cheerleading team for this one. But really. I might just have my own special "twin language" only without the twin.) Quiet unless excited or tensed. (Not quiet. Ever.) Takes pride in oneself. (So what if I don't leave the house without make up and my hair done? Do you want me to end up like Britney Spears?! When is the last time that poor girl passed a mirror? Or a drug test?) Easily consoled. (Wave sparklies in front of my face and I am happy as a clam.) Concerned about people’s feelings. (Feelings. Nothing more than feelings . . . ) Tactful. (Rarely. Completely filterless from brain to mouth.) Witty and sparkly. (Witty? Sparkly? I doth protest!) Forgiving but never forgets. (Like a big dumb doofus with adult onset A.D.D.) Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. (Come to my house which is lovingly dubbed 'Ye Ole Curiousity Shop.) Caring and loving. (I care for and love sparklies.) Wary and sharp. (Dumb as a doornail.) Judges people through observations. (Or emails. Or telephone calls. I can't discriminate how how I judge people.) Hardworking. (Not really. Got the art thing, the dog breeding gig, two Elementary-aged kids, a house AND a barn to clean daily, sport practices, charity events, laundry, cooking, deadlines, Bon Bons to eat, TIVO to watch, jokes to forward. The list just keeps growing!) No difficulties in studying. (Yeah, except for the adult onset ADD . . . ) Homely person. (Oooooooh boy am I HOMELEE! U-G-L-Y. I ain't got no alibi. I's ugly. I's ugly.) Waits for friends. (Yeah, and then I'll berate you for it for hours.) Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. (My stomach's problem is that it can digest battery acid and seek and destroy the carbs and carefully place them in a nice fatty layer around my gut.) Loves to be loved. (Ew. Being loved is icky.) |
