Thursday, January 03, 2008
Tag. I'm it.
| Okay, I've been tagged a zillion times and I have probably NEVER gone through with doing what I'm told to. Mainly because I'm stubborn and have issues. So here's the deal. Coleen asked me to do this before Christmas and I'm just now reading the email. Let us count the ways on how badly I suck as a friend. The Rules: **************************** JULY Fun to be with. (Only if you like people with Adult onset A.D.D. that will never remember your name or what you told them. I'll ask the same things numerous times and it will slowly come back to me as you RETELL the story. And, I'll probably tell you the same story two or three times because I can't remember who the Hell I told it to in the first place. Yay. Fun. Me! I'm like Groundhog's Day all mixed into a few minutes!) Secretive. (I am actually bordering the TMI "too much information" realm.) Difficult to fathom and to be understood. (My husband would have his own cheerleading team for this one. But really. I might just have my own special "twin language" only without the twin.) Quiet unless excited or tensed. (Not quiet. Ever.) Takes pride in oneself. (So what if I don't leave the house without make up and my hair done? Do you want me to end up like Britney Spears?! When is the last time that poor girl passed a mirror? Or a drug test?) Easily consoled. (Wave sparklies in front of my face and I am happy as a clam.) Concerned about people’s feelings. (Feelings. Nothing more than feelings . . . ) Tactful. (Rarely. Completely filterless from brain to mouth.) Witty and sparkly. (Witty? Sparkly? I doth protest!) Forgiving but never forgets. (Like a big dumb doofus with adult onset A.D.D.) Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. (Come to my house which is lovingly dubbed 'Ye Ole Curiousity Shop.) Caring and loving. (I care for and love sparklies.) Wary and sharp. (Dumb as a doornail.) Judges people through observations. (Or emails. Or telephone calls. I can't discriminate how how I judge people.) Hardworking. (Not really. Got the art thing, the dog breeding gig, two Elementary-aged kids, a house AND a barn to clean daily, sport practices, charity events, laundry, cooking, deadlines, Bon Bons to eat, TIVO to watch, jokes to forward. The list just keeps growing!) No difficulties in studying. (Yeah, except for the adult onset ADD . . . ) Homely person. (Oooooooh boy am I HOMELEE! U-G-L-Y. I ain't got no alibi. I's ugly. I's ugly.) Waits for friends. (Yeah, and then I'll berate you for it for hours.) Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. (My stomach's problem is that it can digest battery acid and seek and destroy the carbs and carefully place them in a nice fatty layer around my gut.) Loves to be loved. (Ew. Being loved is icky.) |
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Okay. Firstly, I feel privileged as hell because you did this for lil’ ol’ me! I didn’t really think you would. I have the same issues with doing taggy bloggy things but when a friend asks, what can you do, right?
OMG! We’re twins! I so totally get that ADD thing!!!! And I love giving TMI!!!!! Um, I’m soooo easy to understand. I’m shallow. It doesn’t take much to understand that! Maybe you are quiet but excited and tense all the time? LOL @ the Britney reference. You’re beautiful so it wouldn’t matter if you did go without makeup or fixing your hair. Bah! Reputation schmeptuation. You do like your sparkly blingy things, don’t you honey? Feelings Schmeelings. Ooh! Are you a member of the Foot in the Mouth Club too? Ooh, an Emotional Temperamental Diva after my own heart! You are witty. Um, sparkly? How about brilliant?! I don’t know if I’m vengeful but I can have sharp tongue if someone pisses me off. (I always feel bad about it later though!) Ah ha! I forgive and forget too! (Like you I can never remember why I was mad to begin with! Gotta love ADD!) I love trinkets and treasures too! I know you’ve been a wonderful “guide” to me. You know a lot of stuff (when you remember it). You are caring and loving or is it just because I’m fabulous? Ha! You are smart but I don’t get the wary part. Does that have something to do with looking before you leap sort of thing? Love that you call it like it is! I’m lazy. That is all. I could chase rabbits all day! What the hell kind of trait is “Homely”? Stoopid bloggy taggy thing. Awww… another glass of wine and you’ll forgetty wetty all about my being late (which I am, often). Do you really get mad? I have yet to read it. Ha! You’re beautiful and people love you. Deal with it! :P
Thanks for doing this Shano. I now know we’re really sisters. :) I hope you are fabulous!!!!! Happy New Year!
i'm here through coleen. i was sent to look at your art...which i love...then, i stumbled upon your blog...which i love.
nice to meet you!!!
Ooooooh, very sassy.
Where's the trait that says like to be handcuffed in bed?