|I bought a Lula. I do not recommend buying a Lula. A Lula is this:|
And when you buy a Lula, you have an overwhelming desire to do this:
So what exactly is a Lula anyway, you ask? A Lula is a miniature rat terrier that weighs 3.6 lbs and you must dress is warm clothing because she is always cold. She possesses powers which render you helpless from letting her sleep in bed with you (under the covers, because remember, she is cold). You also must purchase leopard print doggie purses to take your Lula shopping inconspicuously with you. Because after all, she is technically a dog, and dogs are not allowed in most places. You must be wily and sneaky about your contraband in shopping establishments. (Yes, I live my life on the edge.)
Here is why I do not recommend purchasing a Lula: There are some serious drawbacks which one MUST be prepared for when buying a Lula. 1) People will call you Paris Hilton. Which you know for a FACT that you are NOT Paris Hilton because she is a bit of a skank, and you know for a FACT that you are most definitely NOT (At least you entertain the thought you aren't). 2) Lulas dislike eliminating their waste anywhere it is cold and wet- Which generally means outside. 3) Lulas like to be carried. Everywhere. Even when you are at the computer. Like say, right now. 4) Half of your day is spent outside in the cold saying "Go potty, Lula. Go potty". Yet no potty. Remember, it's cold outside and she has no fur on her little pink belly.
But isn't she CUTE?