Things that Annoy Me
|*To have the song "I touch myself" by the Divinyls in my head for over four days now. That's just WRONG.|
*To have a summer with no sun.
*Refusing to believe summer could be this cold and cloudy so you insist on wearing t-shirt and shorts all the while freezing your ass off.
*It is 61 degrees outside and 66 degrees inside. This is chillier than what you heat your house at in the middle of winter.
*To have a horse that is known for his long, shiny, luxurious black wavy mane- and to find one morning he has completely rubbed ALL of it off.
*Dogs that need to be tied up when you have acreage.
*Being shiny and orange.
*Having a "fat day".
*Being shiny and orange, having a "fat day", and being unmotivated, lazy, and overall unpleasant to be around.
*Kids who constantly argue and bicker and are unwilling to entertain themselves without the aid of t.v., computer, or gameboy.
*Cats that poop in children's sandboxes.
*Husbands that repeatedly explode food in microwaves.
*Not having any diet pop in the house.
*When friends abandon you for eleven days to go to visit family in the Dakotas.
*You get TIVO tomorrow and not even this can change your foul mood.
*It's far too early for a cocktail.
*Your birthday is in two days. You hate birthdays.
*Your husband calls from work and starts out with, "I just found out some disturbing news . . . "
*Being irrationally irritable and knowing that you are irrationally irritable.
(Side note: I'm not typically this unpleasant. Just really grouchy today. Lack of sun is really starting to annoy the HELL out of me. Good Gawd, you'd think I lived in the Seattle area or something! Oh wait. I DO live in the Seattle area. That would explain it. It is July FIRST, ya'll. I should be eating watermelon and running through sprinklers.)